To provide a vessel for our cultural operation, we have taken a human form deemed most aesthetically attractive and trustworthy, based on statistical averages.

Taking cues from the posturings of “self-made” and “authentic” children of the wealthier humans, we wear a costume of shabby clothes, low incomes, and tiny living quarters, to ensure our audiences that we are real, starving artists that they WANT to see succeed.

Here we are in our humble beginnings of our music career performing on the sidewalks of Berlin. This was heavily documented, and the images well spread through social media.

With our identities established, we launch our first promotional assault on the sub-cultural youth of the human race.

Working closely with the top internet service providers, we infected the net with a charming organism that grows inside the speakers of personal computers, eager to sing aloud our latest single endlessly to the user.
 It achieves a special vocal range that penetrates the brain and leaves the user unable to think of any other song but this one.

When it needs a moments rest, it hijacks all music streaming platforms installed on the computer to play the single on loop until it is ready to once again serenade the user into servitude.

We’ve done well to present our human personas as having all the odds stacked against us to get our big break into the industry. In reality, we have a well connected network of L-Yinn underlings that hold key positions at many of Earth’s media outlets and record labels.

We commandeer numerous music publications to dedicate magazine covers, webpages, and social media posts to our infectious single that they “just happened to come across.”

Finally, to ensure mass awareness, we forced our way onto many late night talk shows.

Preying on their consumerist tendencies and need to be accepted by the crowd, we’ve strongarmed all garment manufacturers to produce Syzygy t-shirts .

Our army must have a uniform.

These shirts, made from a highly toxic polyester blend, leak into the bloodstream when worn, and dissolve the prefrontal cortex - rendering the wearer totally subservient. We truly are trend setters.

Utilizing all of the resources at our disposal we have garnered the attention of millions. With all eyes on us, our album releases to the masses, and EVERYBODY IS LISTENING.

But they don’t listen because they like it, they listen because they FEEL THEY MUST.

Otherwise, they risk total social humiliation, ostracization, and obliteration.

These 9 tracks, meticulously crafted to melt the minds of humans into L-Yinn subservience, is the best-selling record in Earth’s history.

With all minds reprogrammed, our music career is a worldwide success. No greater musician has graced the Earth, no “person” has had such unanimous influence over the populous.

It was almost too easy - it was almost as if the humans welcomed the veil over their eyes.

Humanity has long been subconsciously shepherded by the humans who know how to exploit this willingness to follow and stay ignorant.

We learned from the Earth’s best deceivers and manipulators, and now humanity belongs to the L-Yinn’s.

Our sophmore album is due out next year ♥